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the way she wine..

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

(via suckdickvevo)

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda
jimdoesntcarrey:

my facebook news feed at the moment
  • Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat
confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

hitoml:

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

stop reblogging this u will go to jail

(via suckdickvevo)

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(via two-and-a-half-homos)

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baruchsbalthamos:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

How tiny does your dick have to be 

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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