deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

(via two-and-a-half-homos)

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

(via yeah-boy-and-butt-face)

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

(via two-and-a-half-homos)

  • me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
  • me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

Anonymous said: Do people in Australia actually own kangaroos or is that just bullshit

morbidnmacabre:

australian-government:

Australian constitution article 95 says:
Every Australian who reaches the legal age of 18 and has the legal capacity will be given a kangaroo to take care of for the rest of their lives.

I could deal without free health care and I can get over free college but free kangaroos is too much America sucks

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via two-and-a-half-homos)

spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

(via yeah-boy-and-butt-face)

notouchyme:

u didn’t even try

(via two-and-a-half-homos)

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

(via two-and-a-half-homos)

twisted-daylight:


jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

Can’t control me voldy, bam!
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