gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via orgasmic-humor)

kill-dorothy:

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

im p sure its doing its job of raising awareness pretty well

I get so annoyed when people are like “what’s the point in the ice bucket challenge”

 THIS IS THE POINT OMG

(via yeah-boy-and-butt-face)

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

(via two-and-a-half-homos)

(Source: best-of-memes, via umbreonly)

troylersombrero:

herestothegirlthatwreckedmyworld:

wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS
SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

Omg

This is on my bucket list

thelatinalesbiana:

trill-shit-bitchez:

littlecraftyqueen:

surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

I love her so much omg

Yes

Werk nicki werk

(Source: fistopherbrown, via fuckyeahloldemort)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via umbreonly)

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via suckdickvevo)

sarahkeilman94:

if you wanna know where my priorities lie let me just say that i once skipped two finals and lost two letter grades on a research paper my senior year to go meet Gibby from icarly

(via suckdickvevo)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via orgasmic-humor)

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them
ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

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